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This was around 18 months ago, and he still messages me from time to time with a "hey," or my favourite, "I miss you." Met a guy who seemed to be decent.

His argument was that he was an EMT and has a sister, so he "knows all about these things." My argument was that I've had a vagina for 20 years.His first question on sitting down with our drinks was whether I was up for anal.I bypassed and watched him drink his body weight in shots before he started crying about his ex-girlfriend and then threw up down my shoulder when I was trying to walk him home. Mathews went searching for love with help from the metrics of online dating. His first match looked him in the eye during dinner at the Olive Garden in Brookfield and asked, "Have you been saved? " he replied."I mean, are you sure of your place in heaven? The woman obviously was quite religious, probably too much so for Mathews, but with a naughty streak that got the two of them busted by the police while making out on Atwater Beach during their second and final date. In the interest of privacy and a hedge against lawsuits, the River Hills writer and former car salesman gives everyone but himself a made-up name in his new tell-all book: "Lemons and Lemonade: My Mid-Life Dabble in Online Romance."It was a dab more than a dabble.For two years, Mathews paid e Harmony to populate his love life.Posted Jan 11 2017, pm For me, as I’m sure it did for many of you, 2016 sucked ass. I’m sure you’ve guessed my meaning from the title of this blog. And the pics they choose to be a first impression are, um, interesting. As much as I’d like to forget some of them, they’re seared in my brain so I might as well use them for entertainment purposes.

Not jump out of a plane crazy, because I don’t have a death wish, but something out of my comfort zone. What I won’t be sharing: Names (of the innocent or guilty still remains to be seen) Which sites I’m on Personal details (think vague but clear enough to be understood) I actually waded my way in at the end of the year and I have to tell you, there are a lot of folks on these sites. I get a message now and then, and one guy even called me beautiful. Not sure how often I’ll have anything to share, but maybe I’ll slide in funny stories of my past experiences.

For some reason, I give it a try every five years dating back to when I was 30.

Since I’m paying, I send messages when I find a guy who sounds nice. And if you have any online dating stories you want to share, or if you’re out here with me in the wild west of singlehood, let’s commiserate together.

This only irritated me because he didn't really ask, he just decided.

But the best part of the night was right before I went to bed (he was staying on the couch): He asked me if I should change my pad.

Needless to say, he went home the next morning, and I've neither talked to or seen him since. Things were going really well, and he eventually almost moved in with me and my family.