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If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand. If you were a tropical fruit, you'd be a Fine-apple!

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You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room. Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world! Let me tie your shoes, cause I don’t want you falling for anyone else. I'm no organ donor but I'd be happy to give you my heart. You may be asked to leave soon, you're making all the other women look bad. You're kinda, sorta, basically, pretty much always on my mind. I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight. Four plus four equals eight, but you plus me equals fate. Of all the beautiful curves on your body, your smile is my favorite.

When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one. Baby I might not be Sriracha sauce but, I sure will spice up your life.

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.

Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night. Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death!

Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

If I had a penny for every time I thought of you, I'd have exactly one cent, because you never leave my mind. You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.

I like Legos, you like Legos, why don't we build a relationship?