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She drops an impressive six f-bombs in the interview, claiming “I’m not a fu**ing reality-TV star that’s courting the paparazzi and wants my fu**ing picture taken all the time.” We get it: She isn’t even in the same galaxy as Snooki.The more Fox speaks to the press, the more we’re increasingly convinced she would be an awful, borderline psychotic girl to date. Friends will tell me, “Megan, you totally pinched a loaf in my toilet and didn’t flush.” —FHM, June 2007 Sure, it’s no big deal when your buddy takes a dump and rallys everyone up around the commode to see the impressive masterpiece that he just birthed through his colon.

Should I talk to craft service and make sure they have Lunchables for your girlfriend?Allure recently dressed Fox in some sort of bizarre, space age Jetsons bikini and sat down with Hollywood’s most titillating starlet to discuss her upcoming summer thriller, “Jonah Hex.” As a general rule of thumb, Fox makes awful movies; however, it’s worth noting the movie has a spicy sex scene (Fox’s first on film), so you might want to look into queuing it up on Netflix down the road.Anyway, Fox still hasn’t learned how to censor herself, dishing to Allure about her obsessive compulsive disorder and how she wants to do physical harm to the person who shot a nekked picture of her last year." Arnett said in a recent interview with Entertainment Tonight. We love that these two take jabs at each other, don't you?!"That’s a big surprise to me." "There are like 50 jokes that come to mind, but we live in a social media era and I’m not going to say 'em, you know what I mean? Yes, she may be the hottest women walking planet earth and your Bro license should be revoked if you even flinch at an opportunity to spend the night with her. However, it takes on a different dimension of grossness when a girl — or especially a girlfriend — leaves a turd the size of zucchini as some sort of stinky, mid-morning surprise when you lift up the seat.

Yet, we’re almost certain she’s a bat-shit crazy girlfriend. Ladies, neglecting to flush is always unsettling, no matter how many taquitos you wolfed down between Cabo Wabo margaritas. “If you eat Chinese food, your farts come out like Chinese food.

Whether it’s true or not means two very different things, both of which mean she would be horrendious to date. If you have a child with her, she’s going to name him Brian…

If she’s telling the truth and has only slept with two people, she may not be as blissful in the bedroom as most of us can dream. Not that there’s anything wrong with the name “Brian.” It just seems a little freakishly Oedipal that she wants to name her kid after one of the two people she once slept with. “I just don’t like being called sexy, it embarrasses me. How would you feel if people called you the most sexy person in the world ALL day?

Megan refused to comment on reports that the two have ended their engagement and are in couple’s therapy. That was the extent of our ‘relationship,’” she said of the brooding vampire star. I feel like I have a better shot with someone in his thirties.” And though Megan is just 23, the actress tried to create the body of a much older woman for her role in Diablo Cody’s upcoming horror movie, “Jennifer’s Body,” – the body of an almost dead woman.

“I do not want to comment on my relationship, period,” she explained to the mag. “But I’m sure there’s going to be a different guy every week now.” And Megan would like the world to know that Pattison is not her type anyway – the same goes for Zac Efron. “I decided I would turn myself into a zombie,” she said of her body, which dwindled down to just 99 pounds while shooting the film that is due out in September.

The actress stopped by "Conan" on Thursday night, where questions about working with Will Arnett turned into a full-on roast.