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Just goes to show you can't really make assumptions in relationships. JERKIN' OFF I got some feedback about our survey's masturbation questions, saying I was gearing them toward men. 20% of you have been tangled up in an accidental pregnancy. My favorite moment of this survey came from the last question...

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It's amazing how a childless, nuptial-free apartment can really set the mood. There was also a good showing for people who hit it once a week (14%), while 18% of folks get wet three times a month. I sincerely, if maybe over-optimistically, hope you weren't crying during some of those self-love sessions—AKA a "sob job." Just a tip for you compulsive self-flagellators: Change it up from time to time. 31% of you like to do it the old-fashioned way with DVDs. You wise-ass knuckleheads, I bet you took the survey pants-less, too.) Okay, REAL TALK: 47% of you said you'd like to act out your favorite type of porn IN REAL LIFE. I've always wanted to do _______ ." (2) Put it on your sex-bucket list in the "maybe" column. 2% of you are DIY as fuck, buying things at the grocery/hardware store to put up and around your butt. OR you use your fancy insurance and look your doctor in the eye while you ask for a full STD screening. Do you ever wonder where all the ANAL SEX IS HAPPENING IN PORTLAND? Johns, "Taint's John's" (as in "John owns your taint"—hey, puns are hard sometimes). (Good job, Division-between-the-cheeks.) And Northeast, you placed third at 8%. already sounds like it's about butts.) Not a lot of butt stuff happening on the Westside. 28% of you meet people to fuck through your friends, 20% of you meet people to fuck online, and 13% of you just meet people randomly.

10% of you bang once a month, 8% of you bang a couple of times a year. If you treat your dick/clit like Pavlov's dog, your next partner might not know to ring the bell. See, when you make assumptions about how other people jerk off, you make an ass out of "u" and me—especially when your go-to Valentine's Day gift is a giant bottle of Jergens. the guilty male masturbator, pumping a hot wad of Lubriderm into his palm; like the mighty gymnast clapping chalk, or the mighty professional bowler drying his hands and donning fingerless gloves. 6% still have VHS porn tapes and players, and enjoy the antiquated pleasure of watching pornography in high-speed reverse to the beginning, before Ginger invited her boyfriend over to her babysitting gig to "study," and before Mr. Challenge to you: (1) Tell your partner/lover/just a good friend about your "thing." And do it like this: "Can I tell you something that turns me on in theory that I'd maybe like to try in real life, without you making me feel shitty about it? (Loosen up, Westside, it only hurts for a second.) Fun fact: 4% of you are not using lube with anal sex. Oh, you free-spirited Portland, you just fall into genitals like open manhole covers! Right now.) One-third of you don't have a fuck buddy, while a little over one-third of you DO have a fuck buddy.

(No wonder those lines at the post office are so long! if you get my meaning.) 67% of you identify as heterosexual.