Ten simple rules for dating my daughter
Rule Five: It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is “early.”Rule Six: I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls.This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter.
We simply wanted modest clothing choices to already be established as she grew into the age when it would be necessary. However, many of you have older daughters and you are in the middle of this tumultuous time of life. This picture will be used on the cover of the upcoming book Don’t let this sneak up on you. We have two kids, Brittany (29) and Trevor (25) I am the Senior Vice President for Saving Innocence.I would like to offer a couple of thoughts in this regard. I have a passion for my family and have learned a few things along the way.And I know my daughter would be better off as well!If you are interested in getting the shirt that these rules was turned into, please go to hit “shop the MFD store” In all seriousness (not that those are not serious) I wonder what rules you have in place for your daughter?Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. Rule Seven: As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget.
If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating.
Rule Eight: The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool.
Places where there are no parents, policemen, or nuns within eyesight. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. I may appear to be a potbellied, balding, middle-aged, dimwitted has-been.
I wanted to meet him, talk to him and intimidate him etc.
The thought of a teen going on dates can make even the calmest of parents a little nervous.
Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips.